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When you go to have your taxes done...

February 18th, 2009 at 03:58 am

Don't lean over and kiss your girlfriend or fiancee on the cheek every few minutes while I'm working on your taxes.

Don't text people while I'm trying to explain things to you. You might not care about anything but the bottom line amount, but I find it to be more than a little rude.

Don't bring your young children with you, let them all go to the bathroom with the older one "in charge" so that they can plug the toilet with too much paper.

Ditto above, but now they spray enough air freshener for the entire county in our one little bathroom.

Don't, in a loud voice, tell your wife or s/o to "shut up, I didn't ask for input!" How embarrassing....for you.

Don't scream into the phone about a problem with your "lover's" tax return. I don't really need to know that you are lovers or what you are; the fact is that I can't discuss any tax return with you except your own.

Don't call and insist that no one explained to you that your 1-2 day loan to get your tax refund early might be denied by the bank. I'm sorry you need your money right away, but it was all explained to you. That paperwork you signed stated "LOAN" on it in big red letters.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!

I sound really annoyed, but for most of this stuff, I actually found it mildly amusing!

3 Responses to “When you go to have your taxes done...”

  1. frugaltexan75 Says:

    Dealing with people and money can definitely be the cause of some interesting situations.

  2. creditcardfree Says:

    I'd be very annoyed, too. It is kind of funny, but probably because I wasn't there. Thanks for sharing.

  3. Broken Arrow Says:

    Haha, that is hilarious. But mostly because I didn't have to deal with that, only read about it.

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